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xeroxed-toothpicks:

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reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly

reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real

aaack i have to go now on a camping trip

if you sent me a message i promise ill get to it when i come back

bye!!!! be back sunday dont unfollow me

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eyeslikecominghome:

rneerkat:

why dont monkey and donkey rhyme

i am suddenly extremely angry

religiousmom:

macaronimessiah:

religiousmom:

The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart

hearts don’t have thighs tho

shut the fuck up

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

• send me a: "✎" and i'll handwrite your url
• send me a: "♔" and i'll draw you/your character
• send me a: "✉" and i'll handwrite a little story for you
• send me a: "✈" and i'll handwrite the one place I most want to go
• send me a: "★" and i'll handwrite my favorite color
• send me a: "♥" and i'll draw you a picture
• send me a: "☀" and i'll handwrite my favorite season
• send me a: "✦" and i'll handwrite my favorite animal
• send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes
• send me a: "♪" and i'll handwrite my favorite genre of music
• send me a: "♫" and i'll handwrite my favorite singer or group
• send me a: "✂" and i'll handwrite something I find attractive
• send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie
• send me a: "✮" and i'll handwrite my favorite food
• send me a: "☾" and i'll draw something of your choice
• send me a: "☁" and i'll write something of your choice

slothtier:

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