May 2013
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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yourtubes:
*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
satsukisexual:
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
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decathalon testing starts tomorrow im probably going to fail miserably
history final project is due in 2 days and im fucked
and over the summer im probably going to be really busy too like i have summer school and i need to go to deca meetings [if i make it lol] and that fucking new mexico thing and preparing for APs and just
ugh
i hate school
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SAKURA JUST CRASHED FACE-FIRST INTO TSUNADE’S BOOBS OHMIGOD THIS IS SO WRONG HDJ
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
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most of the time i really dislike taylor swift but sometimes i love her
bideogams:
*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
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chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
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cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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insomniacreatesart:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
There’s a fandom for that?
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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cyberthug13:
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
esexist:
#nofilter #nomakeup #nosociallife #nowilltolive
Fuck I don’t even know why I’m making such a big deal about it I’ve gone to sleep way later than this but who cares I’m missing school
Everyone gave me their papers to print out tho I feel really bad
my mom let me skip school tomorrow [today] im going to die of yes
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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