craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
yourtubes: *asks ouija board who unfollowed me*
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
satsukisexual: HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
decathalon testing starts tomorrow im probably going to fail miserably history final project is due in 2 days and im fucked and over the summer im probably going to be really busy too like i have summer school and i need to go to deca meetings [if i make it lol] and that fucking new mexico thing and preparing for APs and just ugh i hate school
SAKURA JUST CRASHED FACE-FIRST INTO TSUNADE’S BOOBS OHMIGOD THIS IS SO WRONG HDJ
hitterlick: top 3 things about me fuckin raw super chill funky fresh rule breaker
friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
most of the time i really dislike taylor swift but sometimes i love her
bideogams: *goes into the bathroom with a gameboy* *comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
chickensandwich: foxnewsofficial: let’s have *** (Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
insomniacreatesart: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers There’s a fandom for that?
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
esexist: #nofilter #nomakeup #nosociallife #nowilltolive
Fuck I don’t even know why I’m making such a big deal about it I’ve gone to sleep way later than this but who cares I’m missing school Everyone gave me their papers to print out tho I feel really bad
my mom let me skip school tomorrow [today] im going to die of yes
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog