You are a god among insects

May 19

So I hear tumblr was bought…

May 18

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nyehridanwwempora:

dontcha wish ur girlfriend was FAST like me

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dontcha

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May 17

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scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

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fartgallery:

xeroxed-toothpicks:

fartgallery:

reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly

reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real

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(via mikeywaymagica)

aaack i have to go now on a camping trip

if you sent me a message i promise ill get to it when i come back

bye!!!! be back sunday dont unfollow me

<3333

kobragay asked: ✎ and ♥ !!

rarelyfrequent asked: AW ✎ AW

holyxsmokes asked: ✂ and ♥

dem fruit bars in the background 

eyeslikecominghome:

rneerkat:

why dont monkey and donkey rhyme

i am suddenly extremely angry

(via beelawl)

religiousmom:

macaronimessiah:

religiousmom:

The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart

hearts don’t have thighs tho

shut the fuck up

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